Like many readers of Screwtape Files, I do some of my best thinking in the bath. Yesterday, whilst taking an especially long set of ablutions and trying to shake out the last few drops of shampoo from the bottle into my little furry palm, I suddenly had a εὕρηκα moment. The episode was fortunately captured for posterity by my man-servant, loyal old Mr Funkleberry-Hydesmuggler.
Please now steel yourself for some blue-eyed lemur semi-nudity...
(Artwork courtesy of Warren James, Screwtape Files 2012)
